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Friday, June 10, 2016

PERVERT SOY BEAN UNCLE

Last week , I went down to get my self bottle of warm soy bean near my office.

Me : Uncle! one warm soy bean without sugar?

Uncle : No sugar ar....

Me : Yup! How much?

Uncle : Good Body! 
( replied without looking at me since he is busy preparing my order)

Me : huh!

Why so pervert one this Uncle...aissshhhh!!! I so sexy meh???

Me : Uncle! how much ar???

Uncle : Good Body !

Replied without looking at me. He still busy packing my order.

This uncle ??? Wanna flirt with me.... aishhhhh...I just gave him RM10/- note since this Uncle keep wanna flirt with me. People ask price properly...just give proper answer la...haisssshhh... Good Body! Good Body! I am so angry and embarrassed at that time.

What is this??? 

I still fat...what???? Don't think I have good body! You teasing me on purpose is it???

Uncle : Your change, Amoy. Thank you ar!

Me : oooo..welcome!  (still feel upset)

I took my change counted the balance which is amount to RM7.60. 
mmmm...wait a minute!!!
This meanssssssss????? That soy bean cost me RM2.40?

Two Forty???? Aikkkkkssss!!!! Did I just committed a sin with that Uncle just now???

Oh my God!!!

Ohhhhh nooooooo!!!! my ageing ears!!!!! Damn it! I misunderstood you Uncle aaaarrrrr!!!!

You've been telling me the price is Two Forty and I heard it as ' Good Body'! I am the pervert one!!!! Otteoke!!!
Wanna bang my head to the wall thousand times!!! WTH!!! I was really out of my mind????
At that time...when I realize my mistake...I feel wanna bury myself underground!!!!

I need to do ear candling to clean my ears then....haissshhhh!!!!
I swear it sound like that after few times I asked him to repeat.
How am I suppose to seek forgiveness???

Buy more soy bean from him, perhaps?

34 comments:

  1. Lol..lol...!!! Luckily, you didn't say, "Thank you for the compliment!" ^.^

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  2. AHHAHAHHA lucky you didn't say anything back. You prevented a very embarrassing situation

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  3. omg you so funny lucky you didn't scold him or anything

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  4. Hahahaha, i thought uncle tu kacau you ke ape. Hahaha, comelnyaaa uncle tu pelat, kena beli hari2 la camni, hahaha Nasib baik tak marah uncle tu. hehe

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  5. Hahahhaa this is hilarious! Be careful and listen closely next time! haha maybe uncle is too old and has no teeth so can't pronounce clearly

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  6. Haha.. So funny your story but sometime I tend to listen wrongly when my hubby talk to me. When i recall back what he talk to me, I already accidentally misunderstand what he want to interpret to me.

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  7. Haha funny story!!!! Luckily you didn't scold him

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  8. LOL! This is really a funny conversation reminds me of an incident that I once encountered as well!

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  9. Hahaha :D
    It's so funny~ Luckily you didn't give any weird response~
    You should buy more soy bean from uncle~

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  10. Ahahaha this is funny! Had a laugh thanks so much

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  11. LOL! It's lucky you didn't make a scene or that would have been really embarrassing.

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  12. hahaha.. funny one. If it was me, i would say, "Excuse me?"

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  13. Oh no!!! It's proven you are the pervert..hehhehe Well, I don't think you are in this alone.. I mishear things often though I don't get dirty thoughts but its always far off the target..hhahaha

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  14. lol! thanks for sharing the story with me. really need a laugh on this weekend.

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  15. hahahaha did this happen to you some time back? I am quite sure I heard this exact story at least months ago

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  16. LOL! Okay maybe u shud really buy more soy bean from him next time!

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  17. Oh my... hahahaha... really funny story xD. If is me, I sure lagi embarassing as I will just say '' Thank you for the compliment'' xD

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  18. Hahaha... Well, maybe the accent problem. Don't feel guilty la... :)

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  19. you just make my day with you funny stories

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  20. LOL.... good body!!! This story definitely cheered me up and made me smile... thanks!!!

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  21. Lol. So cute lah you. Good body- 2.40 :P you made my day bae ha-ha!

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  22. Not sure if it should be around that price, but the uncle is really.....he sounds weird

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  23. Hahaha Never mind Cindy you are still pretty and have a good body la! You should ans him back too! XD haha

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  24. lol...you should take the uncle photo and post at FB ...haha

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  25. LOL, is a funny conversation, luckily that you didn't scold him or take any action else it will very embarrassing.

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  26. LOL...Poor uncle would have got a slap from a lady...Funny incident indeed!

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  27. Hahaha.
    This is funny!
    I also some experience with my ears that me ashamed of myself.

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  28. Haha!!! So funny!!luckily u don have give any funny answer...

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  29. i wonder if you go react when you heard that, so funny la you cindyrina

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  30. Hahaha, this is funny, luckily you didn't shout at the uncle loud ;)

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  31. Hahaha. Hilarious story. Luckily you didn't warning the Uncle on the spot.

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  32. hahaha , poor uncle, misunderstood :P

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  33. Aiyorrr....you ah!! Funny ! ^.^

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  34. Hahahah... Two Forty is Good Body hehehe. Poor soya bean uncle got misunderstand. Funny la

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