Monday, May 11, 2015
I AM PREGNANT LADY
Happy Monday Blues.....
Let me cheer up with good news...I am pregnant lady now.
Good news hor? I also don't know how to re act to this sudden news! WTH!
This happened last few weeks.
I was entering one way out door.
The door open from the other side and suddenly...stream of human passing through.
I have no choice but to wait patiently for this crowd to pass by.
Guy : Oiiii Oiiii... wait up !
(he put his hands up)
I heard the voice from behind him..."what? what?
Guy : Give way for this pregnant lady....
His eyes fixed on me... WTH! Me???
I look behind me...mmmm nobody...no pregnant lady. He means ...me???
I am that pregnant lady??
Ahhhh....with one hand supporting my back. I started my act just like pregnant lady, pass through that doorway with others waiting patiently with pity look at this fake and heavy pregnant lady...WTH
Me : Thank you Thank you
Guy : No problem..
Smiling...like he just did a good deed to me. WTH!
I am single and no way I can be pregnant la weiiiiiii (I am screaming angry inside)
I look at myself in the mirror while taking the lift up to my office space.
mmmm...can't blame him for misunderstood me as pregnant lady.
I was wearing long flowy blue maxi just like a maternity dress. The wind blow my dress and make it big just like pregnant lady.
Shall I buy more of this dress and enjoy this privilege as pregnant lady??? hahahaha...